Well Samantha has only been in the world for 38 hours and already she has begun undoing the many injustices of the world . . . . here are just a few examples (thanks to Mark Miller for pointing some of these out).
1. In April of 1995 Tennessee high school basketball phenom Ron Mercer of Nashville selected the Kentucky Wildcats over his home state Volunteers ending a bitter recruiting battle between the two schools by leaving the Vols at the alter . . . . . again.
On April 23rd of 2008 (a certain someones birthday), Kentucky high school basketball phenom Scotty Hopson chooses Bruce Pearl's Tennessee Vols over the home state Cardinals and Wildcats. Order is restored.
2. On March 31st of this very year the Chicago Cubs opened the 2008 campaign in classic Cub fashion with a 3-run homerun in the bottom of the 9th to tie the game at 3-3 only to give up a run in the top half of the 10th to lose 4-3 sending the Opening Day patrons home disappointed
On April 23rd of 2008 Aramis Ramirez hits a dramatic 2-run homerun in the top of the 9th to give the Cubs a 6-5 lead against the Colorado Rockies. The Cubs of course gave the lead right back in the Rockies half of the 9th to send the game into extra innings. This time however the Cubs did not go Cub . . . . with lil' Samatha in the world the Cubs mustered up the courage to take the lead for good on a 2 out RBI single by Ryan Theriot in the top of the 10th. Carlos Marol came on in the bottom of the 10th to retire the Rockies in order for the Cubs 10,000th win! Coincidence . . . . . you decide?!?!
3. In April of 2002 University of Tennessee basketball player Marcus Haislip after a break-out season declares himself eligible for the NBA draft thus trashing the hopes and dreams of Haislip and Ron Slay forming a potent scoring duo for the following year and a run at a SEC championship. Yet another star leaves with potential unfulfilled.
On April 24, 2008 first team All-SEC sophomore Tyler Smith announces he is returning to Rocky Top for one more year turning down NBA riches for
another run at a SEC championship. He did not site the emergence of Samantha Elise Noland as a deciding factor, but who is to say he did not take it into consideration?!?!