Authorities in the St. Mary's Women's Pavilion have been on the lookout for a newborn about 21 inches long with blue eyes, lots of hair, and 2 sets of grandparents that follow her every move. This newborn has many aliases . . . . among them Baby Girl, BeBe, Little Girl, Angel, Princess, and lil' Sam. She has been accused of downing whole formula bottles in a single sitting and then telling her Dad to throw the empty bottle against the wall. Security briefly apprehended "the formula crushing bandit" and placed her in an incubator (her Mom and Dad thinks it looks like a tanning bed). As you can see from the picture . . . . when they told Samantha to "freeze and stick 'em up" she did as she was told.
Samantha is fine. She was slightly jaundice on Friday. The normal count is 12.0 and she came in at 12.3. She had to stay under the "tanning bed" for 24 hours. It was harder on her parents and grandparents than it was Samantha as no one could hold her. She did look REALLY cute relaxing all day under the lamp with her sun glasses. Samantha enjoyed her downtime and is really happy her tan lines should be evened out now for pictures to be taken in her sweet coming home outfit her WaWa bought her at Crenshaw's the very day we found out we were having a little baby girl.
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